Not amused the waitress turned around and walked away in disgust. After she regained her composure she returned to his table a few minutes later and asked again, "Sir, what would you like?" The Mayor flashed her another broad smile and answered, "a quickie" is what I really want.
An elderly gentleman who was sitting at the next table, sipping on a glass beer overhead everything that transpired. He leaned over to the young man and said "your not from these pars are you?". "No I am not, I am from Texas and I am up here on official business." "I thought so said the gentle; well up here in Wisconsin we pronounce it 'quiche', ".