The pig yawned and quietly said, “Why did you wake me up so early?”
The chicken replied “Today is a special day. Today is the farmer’s birthday.” Then the pig said, “What does that have to do with us?” “What does this have to do with us!" said the chicken? I think we need to do something special for the farmer, like give him a present.”
“And what exactly do you think we should give the farmer for his birthday present?” asked the pig. The chicken responded “I thought we could make him breakfast.” “Breakfast?” said the pig. “Yes,” the chicken replied.
The pig slowly turned away and said, “Count me out, Mrs. Chicken.” “Why?” asked the chicken. “Well for you making breakfast will be easy; it will only require a very little amount of effort on your part - just a little personal involvement. However for me madam, it will require total commitment and quite frankly, I’m not ready to commit that much for the farmer.”